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Cute Joke

Postby cincinnatus1951 » Sat Jun 03, 2017 5:20 pm

I'm usually not one for posting jokes,but this one tickled me.
Little boy is at the dinner table, picks up his fork and his Mom says You know we always say a prayer before eating. Little boy replies yeah, Mom, but we're at Grandma's house and she knows how to cook. happy Saturday
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Re: Cute Joke

Postby David_R » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:30 pm

Thank you for a chuckle, brother!
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Food for thought.

Postby Donnie1954 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:06 pm

When I eat at someone's house and they ask me to say grace. I always say, "Thank you Father for this food that's blessed and sanctified. In Jesus name, Amen. When they ask why I say this food is sanctified. I explain, Just in case they're is something in it that could kill us.
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