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Husbands temper

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:36 am
by biggestdickest
A woman goes to the Dr worried about her husbands temper, the Dr enquires whats the problem.
The woman says that every day her husband looses his temper and it frightens her.
The Dr advises, I have a cure for that, every time he starts to get angry i want you to take a mouthfull of water from a glass and swish it around and around in your mouth, dont swallow just keep swishing until he calms down.
Two weeks later the woman returns looking fresh and reborn, she reports, that was a brilliant idea. She says ,as soon as he started loosing it i started swishing and he calmed right down every time, Dr how does a glass of water do that?.
The Dr replied, The water itself does nothing, Its keeping your mouth shut that does the trick. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :P :P

Truck Advice

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:50 am
by Donnie1954
There was a dude telling a Truck Driver how to drive his truck, but he'd never even sat in the cab. He didn't know what the 'truck' he was talking about. Kinda like some on Frank Talk.
Just a thought. Quote me if you like.

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 9:54 pm
by David_R
biggestdickest wrote:The woman says that every day her husband looses his temper and it frightens her.

This is nothing to joke about, sorry. :cry:

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 5:20 am
by Donnie1954
So true David_R,
There is too much violence and abuse in our world but I loved the Trucker joke. So true.

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 5:57 pm
by biggestdickest
Good grief, this is the joke section. Its a joke!!!!!!.Its not meant to be taken seriously.
I take offence to anyone thinking i would condone any type of violence.

To the moderator, would you mind removing my last joke please, i will not be posting again.

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Fri May 26, 2017 10:01 pm
by bldoink
biggestdickest, don't get offended. You were providing a service. In this day and age it seems everyone feels the need to get outraged by something. Now those outraged can feel proud that spoke up in defense of ........, oh somebody I'm sure.

I would think that if any place was safe for a man to be a little "crude, rude and socially unacceptable" a mens forum about dicks and ED would be the place.

I'm not wanting to get involved in any pissing matches but I don't see much reason to get worked up over this stuff. And of course I'm not condoning violence against women. I mean really!

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:33 pm
by charlesr
Perfectly good joke, biggestdickest. Some people need to get a life. I hope they never go to a comedy club. But now here I go offending someone else. Oh, . . . Wait, . . . I'm in the comedy section. Never mind. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

By the way, the computer tried to correct biggestdickest and put in "digestibility." Now that's funny too.

Re: Husbands temper

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:44 am
by Anonymous3
I was an cruise critic somebody gave a shity review of the ship because they went to an adult comedy show sat on the front row and the comic picked on them and was vulgar. My thought although did not post it. What the fuck did you expect?