Little Humor for Flu Season

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Ronn1708
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Little Humor for Flu Season

Postby Ronn1708 » Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:43 am

Better than a Flu
Shot!
Miss Beatrice,

the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.

She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom!
When she returned
with tea and scones,they
began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few
months ago and I found
this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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bromeman
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Re: Little Humor for Flu Season

Postby bromeman » Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:27 am

Thanks...good humor.


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