We Met Aliens on Vacation
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 12:10 pm
So, we were on vacation and it turns out there were a couple of aliens from Uranus in the next room at our hotel. We chatted with them a bit and decided to have dinner with them. During dinner the subject of sex came up, as all of us were curious about how we each did the deed. The male alien said I think it's pretty much how you do it, but how about we swap partners tonight and see? We all agreed that sounded like it could be a good time. Off we went to each other's room.
My wife and the male alien got undressed, but she was shocked seeing his skinny two-inch appendage. She told him I don't think that's going to work, you'll never get that in me. No problem the male alien said and slapped his forehead. With each slap his appendage grew an inch. At eight inches long it was still a skinny stick, so again the wife said that's nice but it isn't going to do anything for me. No problem says the male alien as he tugs on his ear. Each tug makes his appendage swell in girth. When my wife said that's huge, they had wild sex all night.
The next morning we ask about the night. My wife admits she had a wonderful time, how was your night hubby? Tell her all I got was a damn headache, that female alien kept just kept slapping my forehead and tugging my ears.
My wife and the male alien got undressed, but she was shocked seeing his skinny two-inch appendage. She told him I don't think that's going to work, you'll never get that in me. No problem the male alien said and slapped his forehead. With each slap his appendage grew an inch. At eight inches long it was still a skinny stick, so again the wife said that's nice but it isn't going to do anything for me. No problem says the male alien as he tugs on his ear. Each tug makes his appendage swell in girth. When my wife said that's huge, they had wild sex all night.
The next morning we ask about the night. My wife admits she had a wonderful time, how was your night hubby? Tell her all I got was a damn headache, that female alien kept just kept slapping my forehead and tugging my ears.
