Female Golfer
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:54 pm
These three guys (two younger and one older) always go golfing every Sunday
morning. They're just about to get up on the tee and the starter walks up
and tells them that there is a woman that is golfing by herself, who is a
very good golfer, and if they would mind if she played along with them. They
thought about it and said sure, no problem. Sure enough, they start playing
and just like the starter said, she is a hell of a golfer. They get to the
18th tee and she is one under par. They are all on the green and she has a
20 footer for par. She tells the three men, "You guys have been gentlemen
through the whole round by letting me play and not giving me a hard time
because I'm the only woman. This is the first time I'll ever break par and
to show my appreciation, whichever one of you can show me the right line to
make this putt, I'll give you a blow job." The first young guy looks real
hard and says, "I think it's left edge." The second young guy looks even
harder and says, "No, I think it's right edge." And the older guy walks up
and picks up the ball, tosses it to the woman and says, "It's a gimmie."
morning. They're just about to get up on the tee and the starter walks up
and tells them that there is a woman that is golfing by herself, who is a
very good golfer, and if they would mind if she played along with them. They
thought about it and said sure, no problem. Sure enough, they start playing
and just like the starter said, she is a hell of a golfer. They get to the
18th tee and she is one under par. They are all on the green and she has a
20 footer for par. She tells the three men, "You guys have been gentlemen
through the whole round by letting me play and not giving me a hard time
because I'm the only woman. This is the first time I'll ever break par and
to show my appreciation, whichever one of you can show me the right line to
make this putt, I'll give you a blow job." The first young guy looks real
hard and says, "I think it's left edge." The second young guy looks even
harder and says, "No, I think it's right edge." And the older guy walks up
and picks up the ball, tosses it to the woman and says, "It's a gimmie."