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Add to This Bucket List

Postby 3mtrship » Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:03 am

OK Guys, here we go. What can you add to this Bucket List?
Bucket List:
1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10.Tie someone up
11.Have sex in a public space
12.Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
13.Sex in a car
14.Sex at a drive-in
15.Mile-high club
16.Sex with a stranger
17.One-night stand
18.Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
19.Sex on a boat
20.Sex in a body of water
21.Light spanking
22.Read erotica
23.Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
24.Sex in the shower
25.Sex standing up against a wall
26.Sex with no kissing
27.Sex in the pitch black
28.Sex in the broad daylight
29.Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
30.Sex in a tent in the wilderness
31.Watch porn together
32.Watch porn alone
33.Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
34.Sex on the beach
35.Blindfolds
36.Using ice sexually
37.Sexual role play
38.Whipped cream
39.La Perla lingerie sex
40.Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
41.Sex with someone much older
42.Sex with someone younger (legal!)
43.Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
44.A quickie in a skirt
45.A longie in the rain
46.Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
47.Feather ticklers
48.Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
49.Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
50.Silent sex in a full house
Jim

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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby antelope » Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:38 pm

Wow! Even at my age, I'm not even halfway there! I guess I'd better get busy...

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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby dtwarren1942 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:01 pm

51. Anal (her) sex
52. Sex with a bigger dick (mine)
53. Getting a bj while sleeping.
54. While both are dripping in palm oil
55. After a full waxing (her)
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3mtrship

Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby 3mtrship » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:46 pm

Not bad. I forgot about a few of those especially slippery sex. We had a lot of kids and used to keep rubber sheets on the bed of the youngest. One day that child wanted it off and my gal says "OK." I get home that night and she tells me over dinner "We have a new toy." "Oh, what is it?" "A Rubber sheet!" "What the hell can we do with a rubber sheet?" "Ill show ya dummy."

Oh, my gal, how much worse off would my life have been without her. To all of you this holiday season make sure you reach out and say thanks to those in your life for being there.

I go tomorrow to dress up graves at a VA National Cemetery. Make sure you thank the veterans you know or see and I look forward to a good year.

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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby KenJ1947 » Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:51 pm

I don't know where it goes, but

Sex on a nude beach.
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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby Lost Sheep » Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:50 pm

3mtrship wrote:OK Guys, here we go. What can you add to this Bucket List?

Sex in a weightless or reduced-gravity environment (e.g. Space station, surface of the moon, tetc)
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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby jn1421 » Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:01 pm

On top of the washing machine during spin-cycle! Take out your dentures first...

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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby Txagq8 » Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:17 pm

KenJ1947 wrote:I don't know where it goes, but

Sex on a nude beach.


You can take that off your list.

I’ve done it. Sand is not in any way, shape, or form an effective lubricant. You think you’ll be careful, you won’t get sand anywhere delicate. You would be wrong.

Sex on an isolated beach with waves crashing sounds good and makes romantic scenes in the movies. Sand in your wife or girlfriend followed by a yeast infection from all the granular irritation are more like something from a horror film.
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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby Old Guy » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:37 pm

Weightless sex would be awesome!

How about Sex in your future mother-in-laws bed?
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Re: Add to This Bucket List

Postby KenJ1947 » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:43 pm

You can take that off your list.

I’ve done it. Sand is not in any way, shape, or form an effective lubricant. You think you’ll be careful, you won’t get sand anywhere delicate. You would be wrong.

Sex on an isolated beach with waves crashing sounds good and makes romantic scenes in the movies. Sand in your wife or girlfriend followed by a yeast infection from all the granular irritation are more like something from a horror film.[/quote]


You got it...off my list. Sounds terrible in spite of the vids...
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).


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