I'll do anything for $300

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dg_moore
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I'll do anything for $300

Postby dg_moore » Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:19 pm

Here's one I fully identify with.

A man is sitting on his porch and a pretty young girl comes up and says, "I'll do anything for $300." The man replies, "Here's $300. Paint my porch."
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.

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Masonjames
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Re: I'll do anything for $300

Postby Masonjames » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:23 am

Hahaha. At my age I can relate
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s

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Re: I'll do anything for $300

Postby Grayfox » Sun Feb 19, 2023 3:51 pm

The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari. :o
Developed ED after Heart attack and by-pass in 2000. Used pills for years, but they don't work anymore. Shots don't work. Used a VED for several years. AMS 700 LGX installed 8-7-19.

dg_moore
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Re: I'll do anything for $300

Postby dg_moore » Sun Feb 19, 2023 8:45 pm

Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari. :o

Ha! I'd forgotten about that twist.
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.

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Re: I'll do anything for $300

Postby KenJ1947 » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:34 pm

Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari. :o


I heard it that she came back later and said the Porsche was done.
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

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