Bathroom Training

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Old Guy
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Bathroom Training

Postby Old Guy » Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:43 pm

As a young boy in a Catholic school, we were taught restroom skills by nuns. I don’t think they fully understood the male anatomy. This is what we were taught:

#1 open your pants/zipper
#2 pull your penis out of your pants
#3 pull the foreskin back
#4 urinate
#5 push the foreskin forward
#6 put your penis back into your pants
#7 zip up your pants

One afternoon a group of boys were taking a lot longer in the bathroom. Sister wondered why until she opened the door to hear them repeating 3, 5, 3, 5.
Nov. 8, 2019
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WyoMan
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Re: Bathroom Training

Postby WyoMan » Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:28 am

It's funny--ad yet it isn't. Many years ago a boy, who had been in trouble and sent to a 'reform' school was beside me in restroom. He commented "I love to take a piss; it's the only time I can hold my pecker."
80; married 57 years; HBP well controlled, overweight. Prostate Arterial Embolization Jan 2017: No indication of cancer. Injections failed. Implanted Nov. 2, 2018. Dr. Karin Dolan, Billings, Mt. AMS LGX 15 cm+2 2.5 cm RTE. 65 ml reservoir.

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Masonjames
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Re: Bathroom Training

Postby Masonjames » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:26 am

WyoMan wrote:It's funny--ad yet it isn't. Many years ago a boy, who had been in trouble and sent to a 'reform' school was beside me in restroom. He commented "I love to take a piss; it's the only time I can hold my pecker."


And women continue to tell men what they should do with their penises.
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s

oldog12
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Re: Bathroom Training

Postby oldog12 » Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:37 am

You nailed that!
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