Bathroom Training

[Old Guy]

As a young boy in a Catholic school, we were taught restroom skills by nuns. I don’t think they fully understood the male anatomy. This is what we were taught:

#1 open your pants/zipper
#2 pull your penis out of your pants
#3 pull the foreskin back
#4 urinate
#5 push the foreskin forward
#6 put your penis back into your pants
#7 zip up your pants

One afternoon a group of boys were taking a lot longer in the bathroom. Sister wondered why until she opened the door to hear them repeating 3, 5, 3, 5.

[WyoMan]

It's funny--ad yet it isn't. Many years ago a boy, who had been in trouble and sent to a 'reform' school was beside me in restroom. He commented "I love to take a piss; it's the only time I can hold my pecker."

[Masonjames]

It's funny--ad yet it isn't. Many years ago a boy, who had been in trouble and sent to a 'reform' school was beside me in restroom. He commented "I love to take a piss; it's the only time I can hold my pecker."

And women continue to tell men what they should do with their penises.

[oldog12]

You nailed that!