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Old Guy
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I can Fix Anything

Postby Old Guy » Fri Nov 04, 2022 4:38 pm

This is actually my dad's old saying, but it's funny.

He always told people he could fix anything, except a broken heart.

When someone would ask why he couldn't fix a broken heart, his reply was:

"Because that takes an 8 3/4 and I only have an 8 1/2."
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