This is actually my dad's old saying, but it's funny.
He always told people he could fix anything, except a broken heart.
When someone would ask why he couldn't fix a broken heart, his reply was:
"Because that takes an 8 3/4 and I only have an 8 1/2."
I can Fix Anything
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I can Fix Anything
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Married 35 years to my beautiful 17-year younger wife
Cincinnati, OH
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Married 35 years to my beautiful 17-year younger wife
Cincinnati, OH
Always available to help others, PM me.
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