How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

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radiodec
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How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

Postby radiodec » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:07 am

How is gettinh an implant like your penis joining the Army.

1. At least six weeks basic training.

2. Learns to come to attention on command.

3. Be all that it can be!

When the basic training is over it will go around jumping into fox holes.

Poor thing though, it will never be other than a private!


Radiodec
70 - married 47 years: RP - 2000, injections till 2012, AMS700LGX with 21cm tubes 2cm extenders 11/7/2012, failed 6/5/2017 --- Re-implanted 8/18/2017 with AMS 700CX -- Implants by Dr. David Morris, Hendersonville,TN

antelope
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Re: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

Postby antelope » Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:48 pm

Excellent!
Born 1948, married 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; Some ED even before that. Cardiac valve surgery-2007. ED from diabetes. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

buckster
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Re: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

Postby buckster » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:36 pm

Don't forget: Getting abused by the "man in charge". :shock:
Age 65. Location Oregon. PCa at age 56. Open RP surgery and radiation treatment. Oral drugs didn't work. Using VED and sleeve. Considering implant.

new dick
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Re: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

Postby new dick » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:14 pm

i have private standing at attention now instead of veteran sitting on two duffel bags ..
age 58 wife is 59 i was totally impotent for the last two years not any more.
ams 700 ms implanted on 7/24/18

David_R
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Re: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

Postby David_R » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:36 pm

:lol:
Age 69. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist is Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. (LGX, and after regular inflating I regained my original length and girth.)


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