Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

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Rider1400
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Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby Rider1400 » Tue Mar 22, 2022 9:17 am

Having dealt with Ed for 12 years,I’m going to see my chosen surgeon for an implant this Thursday. I have a very close relationship with both my kids and wanted to tell my son why I was going to Dallas(300 mile trip) midweek. So I nervously began explaining an implant and the pros and cons of such. About 5 minutes into my conversation with him, he literally busts out laughing causing me to just stop talking…. Confused and already nervous, I didn’t know whether to be mad or just stop talking about it……. My son finally got control of his laughter, and says I’m SO SORRY dad! ….. said I just had a thought and lost it!!!…. I said with a bit of frustration in my voice….. please explain!! Between laughing and stopping to get control of himself he says..”again I’m so sorry but had this thought,…. I’m going to have to ask you to let me see and demonstrate this tHING when it’s all said and done”!!!! We had a big laugh together and got serious and he had a few questions. Congratulated me on my decision.
58year old ED started mid 40s pills failed after 10 years. Injections works but diminishing results with pain. Implanted 5-22 Baylor,Scott,and White Dallas.Dr Michael Wierschem, infrapubic Coloplast 20cm and 1cm RTE. Going strong and loving it!

Old Guy
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Re: Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby Old Guy » Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:01 am

That's Funny!
But there is NO WAY I'd tell my boys unless they ask dad for advice. And since my oldest just hit the big 50 that may be sooner than later. When I did my implant they were all told it was a growth on a testicle that needed removal.
However I commend you for the relationship you share with your son.
Nov. 8, 2019
4+ years, Coloplast Titan OTR
Married 36 years to my beautiful young bride
Always here to answer questions if you PM me

oldbeek
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Re: Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby oldbeek » Sat Mar 26, 2022 2:00 am

My son took me to the surgery and stayed with me. All my grandsons also know about it. Dad had an implant and I wish we had talked about it in more depth.
82, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05, 4-18,, .07 1/19,.05 4/19, .03 11-21, .04 11-23, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20

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Re: Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby Leebert » Sat Mar 26, 2022 10:46 am

I didn't tell any friends as they have big mouth and would be pit on Facebook,lol. I told my brother in law and son cause i sat on a sm pillow for a couple of months cause i was sore when sitting on a hard chair. They didn't ask and i didn't tel, so alls good.
I'm 65, heart attack w/stent 10 yrs ago, mod.HBP, married 46 yrs, retired.2 strokes.No damage, except start of Ed, Live in Ada Michigan. implanted by Dr. Wise in Grand Rapids mi. Implanted on 9/2/21 with 15 cm + 5cm rte. Ams 700 cx ms pump

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Re: Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby KenJ1947 » Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:36 pm

I told my 49-year-old son what was happening because I needed his help on the day of surgery. After I told him (I was 73 then), he just smiled and said, "good." There have been no inquiries.
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).

Rider1400
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Re: Telling my 32 yr old son I’m getting an implant

Postby Rider1400 » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:36 pm

A few days after telling my son, and getting a good laugh I told my 30 year old daughter….. again she and I have a very good relationship. She went thru cancer at 18, with 8-9 months of chemo,two hip replacements over the next 4 years, total hysterectomy, gall bladder removal, and numerous heart issues, so we talk about so many medical issues and she is very intelligent in such things. Was actually less nervous telling her than my son. She thought it was an awesome thing and asked a dozen questions and I sent her a video of Perito doing the surgery!
58year old ED started mid 40s pills failed after 10 years. Injections works but diminishing results with pain. Implanted 5-22 Baylor,Scott,and White Dallas.Dr Michael Wierschem, infrapubic Coloplast 20cm and 1cm RTE. Going strong and loving it!


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