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First kind: House sex. After you're married or hooked up, you have sex all over the house.

Second kind: Bedroom sex. After some time goes by, all sex is in the bedroom. Under the covers. With the lights off.

Third kind: Hall sex. After some more time goes by, you pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you."

My wife and I actually did that in passing in the upstairs hallway one day and we have laughed about it for years!

I am afraid you missed the fourth kind of sex. That is when doggystyle changes to coyote sex. That is when you lay by th hole and just howl.

Don't forget courtroom sex. That's where your two attorneys screw the both of you.

Funny stuff LOL

Kind of like the three rings of marriage

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Lol. Good ones