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orp1999
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Fitness watch

Postby orp1999 » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:01 pm

Has anyone else noticed their fitness watch giving "steps" credit for strokes on "little willie"?

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Re: Fitness watch

Postby AussiePete » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:32 am

Wow... I was wondering what I needed to do to increase my daily steps... I'll just have to change hands. :lol:
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Re: Fitness watch

Postby cbinspok » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:27 am

Lol
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Re: Fitness watch

Postby KenJ1947 » Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:54 pm

AussiePete wrote:Wow... I was wondering what I needed to do to increase my daily steps... I'll just have to change hands. :lol:

YES, just be sure to use the arm with the watch on it...the effort may be partially "wasted" otherwise. I'm right handed but my watch is on my left arm! :cry: :oops:
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Re: Fitness watch

Postby AussiePete » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:39 pm

KenJ1947 wrote:
AussiePete wrote:Wow... I was wondering what I needed to do to increase my daily steps... I'll just have to change hands. :lol:

YES, just be sure to use the arm with the watch on it...the effort may be partially "wasted" otherwise. I'm right handed but my watch is on my left arm! :cry: :oops:


Ken... There won't be any wasted effort if you move the watch to the arm doing the work ... :lol:
RP 2001, Radiation. Pills, Caverject, Tri-mix Injections all useless. Implanted 2016 AMS 700 LGX 15cm +3 RTE. Happy with the results. Better than having a limp dick.
Married 40+ yrs.
Up for show and tell here in Perth, AU.

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Re: Fitness watch

Postby KenJ1947 » Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:53 pm

AussiePete wrote:
KenJ1947 wrote:
AussiePete wrote:Wow... I was wondering what I needed to do to increase my daily steps... I'll just have to change hands. :lol:

YES, just be sure to use the arm with the watch on it...the effort may be partially "wasted" otherwise. I'm right handed but my watch is on my left arm! :cry: :oops:


Ken... There won't be any wasted effort if you move the watch to the arm doing the work ... :lol:

Wow...your mama didn't raise a slow son.
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).


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