My dick is made of hard wood.

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GoodWood
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My dick is made of hard wood.

Postby GoodWood » Sat Aug 21, 2021 7:13 pm

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55yo, NYC. ED started at 40. 50 units BiMix + Atropine (Pap 30/Phen 6/Atr 0.2). Prostaglandins caused aching. Doses increasing. A cock ring helps. Phallosan Forte tension devise to maintain size. Eager to talk about implant experiences.

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Re: My dick is made of hard wood.

Postby AussiePete » Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: the teacher is a spoil sport...
RP 2001, Radiation. Pills, Caverject, Tri-mix Injections all useless. Implanted 2016 AMS 700 LGX 15cm +3 RTE. Happy with the results. Better than having a limp dick.
Married 40+ yrs.
Up for show and tell here in Perth, AU.

Agfa13
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Re: My dick is made of hard wood.

Postby Agfa13 » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:42 am

THIS. JUST. MADE. MY. DAY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ag, 58, Maryland
Document with BEFORE/after pics
AMS cx 24cm, Titan malleable, Titan Legacy on 3/2/20 (20cm/bilat 2cm RTE/ 75 cc)
Face pic on pg. 22: names and faces; dick pics on pg 7/41: Dick of day
Smaller dick, but can fuck without fail :lol: :D

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Re: My dick is made of hard wood.

Postby Lost Sheep » Sun Aug 22, 2021 5:15 pm

Why is there a question mark at the end of the last sentence and why did the grader of the paper not mention its odd use in a declarative sentence?
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Prostate Cancer 2023
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KenJ1947
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Re: My dick is made of hard wood.

Postby KenJ1947 » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:59 pm

This must've been coordinated with the unsolicited pics story... :roll: :lol:
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).


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