Got a cat…

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GoodWood
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Got a cat…

Postby GoodWood » Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:04 pm

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53yo, NYC. ED started at 40. 75 units BiMix + Atropine (Pap 30/Phen 6/Atr 0.2). Tri & QuadMix prostaglandins cause aching. Doses increasing. VED each morning to maintain size. Eager to talk about implant experiences.

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Happy Toy
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby Happy Toy » Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:51 am

Can't wait to see a picture of his partner :lol: .
Implanted 6/26/2018, Coloplast Titan 20cm, no RTE'S, infra pubic, Dr. Rhee, Kaiser :o 8-) 77yrs., married 54 yrs. ED for over 20 yrs.

KenJ1947
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby KenJ1947 » Sun Jul 18, 2021 4:09 pm

How about Ricardo? Spanish for Richard with the nick name, you know. Far enough away from the obvious name.
Married 50+ years, 73, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 23, daughter 21, son 19, daughter 5).

cbinspok
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby cbinspok » Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:17 pm

LOL. My wife said wee wee would be good
66 years young -- fighting the good Ed fight for over twenty years. A sever break disabled my penis in half. vit E, pataba, Viagra, massage Ved cilas, and I'm tired- throwing in the towel, Op for implant Mar 18, AMS LGX 18 x12 + 1 3cm RTE,

Lost Sheep
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby Lost Sheep » Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:23 pm

How about "Fascinum" or "Fascinus"

Call him/her "Face" in public, but your Veterinarian (being more familiar with latin) would probably get a kick out of it when reading the patient intake form.

Check out the full definition on Wikipedia, which starts out "In ancient Roman religion and magic, the fascinus or fascinum was the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word can refer to phallus effigies and amulets..."

I considered using that as a screen name, but did not want to take the chance at angering an ancient God (with the target of his wrath being my penis, no less). But Cats consider themselves gods anyway, so your cat would not care.
Lost Sheep
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rdmercer1953
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby rdmercer1953 » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:12 pm

how about dick face or dick head ha ha

Lost Sheep
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby Lost Sheep » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:38 am

My girlfriend immediately came up with "Pecker"

And then suggested "Puss"

Or "Peckerpuss". Plainly descriptive - as plain as the nose on your face (or something like that).

She wonders if the cat is male or female?
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017 Dr Shaw
READ OLD THREADS to ask better questions and better understand answers
Become part of your medical team
Document pre-op penile size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter

silverdude
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Re: Got a cat…

Postby silverdude » Tue Jul 20, 2021 4:19 pm

Dick head? Ask the neighbors if anyone has seen Dickhead???? How about Do Me? Either do me now or do me later, your choice. Funny! thanks for posting pix!
65 yo dude, happily married. TRT injection. PDE5's. On a diet, meds for high blood pressure. Easy going, pro 2nd amendment. Burn and explosion survivor. My motto, love my wife, work hard, play hard, and stay hard! Trimix injections, 30/1/10.


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