The Second Morning After

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KenJ1947
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The Second Morning After

Postby KenJ1947 » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:34 pm

God: Adam, I made this woman specially and specifically for you to protect and enjoy.
Adam: Thank you, God.
God: Now go and enjoy.

First night went very, very well.

God: How did you enjoy you first night?
Adam: We had a great f...time. I felt really good as this stuff coming out of this thing you gave me filled her up to overflowing. Thank you again.
God: Go and enjoy again tonight.

Second night didn't go so well.

God: Was it as good last night as the first?
Adam: Well, I have a question. What is a "headache?"
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).

MARKOS2018
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Re: The Second Morning After

Postby MARKOS2018 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:11 am

Hahahhhah

Well played out... :D :D :D :D
Titan implanted by Dr Eid Due to Peyronies, Implant was the only option for me.


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