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Who is the toughest?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 10:36 am
by GoodWood
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire telling stories of their bravado. Tom, the hand from Wyoming, says, “I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.” Ben, from Idaho, can’t stand to be bested. “That’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday, and a 15-foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, sucked the poison down in one gulp, and didn’t even get a bellyache.” Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas, remains silent, slowly stoking the campfire coals with his penis.

Re: Who is the toughest?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 2:21 pm
by Happy Toy
LOL :lol: :lol:

Re: Who is the toughest?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 3:48 pm
by jn1421
Old Snake River Frank has learned a few skills living in the wild west.

Re: Who is the toughest?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 5:47 pm
by dg_moore
jn1421 wrote:Old Snake River Frank has learned a few skills living in the wild west.


I bet he couldn't flop face down naked in the snow like some guys I know :lol: .

Re: Who is the toughest?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 11:57 pm
by jn1421
some of us are determined to be foolish