Miracle-Gro

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FreddyFree
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Miracle-Gro

Postby FreddyFree » Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:35 am

In light of Trump’s comment of injecting disinfectant into ourselves to cure COVID19.

Would Miracle-Gro .....
AMS 700 CX 18cm. x 12mm. With 3cm. RTEs. 10/10/18

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bldoink
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Re: Miracle-Gro

Postby bldoink » Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:56 pm

It might. The Miracle-Gro some pixie sprinkles in my ears and nose every night sure seems to work. I sure wish she would sprinkle some on top of my noggin too.
R.R.P 2011 Mayo Jacksonville, Dr. M. Wehle. Nerve sparing - damaged. C in margin. Radiation 2023, V.E.D, Viagra and PGE-1 (80mcg/ml) injections @ ~ 14 units. Originally Edex20, then compounded PGE-1 - cost. Inject. 12 yrs. It works. Treasure coast of FL.

KenJ1947
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Re: Miracle-Gro

Postby KenJ1947 » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:16 pm

One guy heard from another that he could use lard to make his penis bigger. Every night for 3 months, he faithfully spread Crisco all over it with no effect. So he went back to the other guy and screamed at him that it didn't work. The other guy asked what he did. He said I've spread Crisco...at that the other looked at him and said, "No, no, no! That's shortening, not lard."
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).


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