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Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:08 pm
by GoodWood
Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:17 pm
by Lost Sheep
"Calculus"

Math-type? a method of computation or calculation in a special notation and mathematical methods. Two types, differential and integral calculus.

Medical type? "concretion usually of mineral salts around organic material found especially in hollow organs or ducts"

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:29 am
by NeedleD
GoodWood wrote:Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.


"An abnormal concretion in the body, usually formed of mineral salts and found in the gallbladder, kidney,or Urinary bladder, for example"

So yes, Calculus would work!

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:58 am
by Lost Sheep
I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"

edited to add:
Oops! I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:56 pm
by NeedleD
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:22 pm
by Lost Sheep
NeedleD wrote:
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.

Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.

Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:34 am
by FreddyFree
Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
by Lost Sheep
FreddyFree wrote:Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!

Ken says, "Math is not hard. I AM hard!"

By the way, I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.

Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:08 pm
by NeedleD
Lost Sheep wrote:
NeedleD wrote:
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.

Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.

Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.



Ya OK.