Coloplast’s new implant line.

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GoodWood
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Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby GoodWood » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:08 pm

Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.
51yo. Progressively worsening ED over 6 years. No HTN, DM, or related health issues. 20-40mg of Sildenafil or TriMix (30mg, 4mg, 40mcg) 45 units. Doses have been increasing so staying open to the idea of an implant. Pumping daily to maintain size.

Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby Lost Sheep » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:17 pm

"Calculus"

Math-type? a method of computation or calculation in a special notation and mathematical methods. Two types, differential and integral calculus.

Medical type? "concretion usually of mineral salts around organic material found especially in hollow organs or ducts"
Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby NeedleD » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:29 am

GoodWood wrote:Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.


"An abnormal concretion in the body, usually formed of mineral salts and found in the gallbladder, kidney,or Urinary bladder, for example"

So yes, Calculus would work!
Use Super Quadmix due to severe Venous leak.Have a GREAT DAY!

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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:58 am

I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"

edited to add:
Oops! I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.
Last edited by Lost Sheep on Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017 Dr Shaw.
READ OLD THREADS to ask better questions and better understand answers.
Make yourself part of your medical team.
Document your current penile size: photos and written records.
Pre-op V.E.D. therapy helps.

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NeedleD
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby NeedleD » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:56 pm

Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.
Use Super Quadmix due to severe Venous leak.Have a GREAT DAY!

Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:22 pm

NeedleD wrote:
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.

Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.

Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017 Dr Shaw.
READ OLD THREADS to ask better questions and better understand answers.
Make yourself part of your medical team.
Document your current penile size: photos and written records.
Pre-op V.E.D. therapy helps.

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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby FreddyFree » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:34 am

Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!
AMS 700 CX 18cm. x 12mm. With 3cm. RTEs. 10/10/18

Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby Lost Sheep » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm

FreddyFree wrote:Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!

Ken says, "Math is not hard. I AM hard!"

By the way, I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017 Dr Shaw.
READ OLD THREADS to ask better questions and better understand answers.
Make yourself part of your medical team.
Document your current penile size: photos and written records.
Pre-op V.E.D. therapy helps.

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NeedleD
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.

Postby NeedleD » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:08 pm

Lost Sheep wrote:
NeedleD wrote:
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...

Wait for it...

Pull the little string...


"Math is HARD"



I don't get it.

Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.

Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.



Ya OK.
Use Super Quadmix due to severe Venous leak.Have a GREAT DAY!


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