Find out your Penis Name

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David_R
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby David_R » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:40 am

:lol:

Hartbraker
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Hartbraker » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:43 pm

David_R wrote:Re: man stick.

It's better than "man noodle," right? ;)


Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...
Prostate cancer at the age of 45, robotic prostatectomy resulting in ED. Use BiMix injections after unsuccessful attempts with TriMix. Will consider an implant when the times comes and injections no longer work.

Lost Sheep
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Lost Sheep » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:53 pm

Hartbraker wrote:
David_R wrote:Re: man stick.

It's better than "man noodle," right? ;)


Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...

Trunk.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017 Dr Shaw.
READ OLD THREADS to ask better questions and better understand answers.
Make yourself part of your medical team.
Document your current penile size: photos and written records.
Pre-op V.E.D. therapy helps.

Cmick101
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Cmick101 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:29 am

Purple Destroyer
Im good w that! Pretty accurate boys!!

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Quincy
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Location: Boise, ID

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Quincy » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:38 pm

Monster Sword.

If only. :)
68, Boise area, Married 44 years
ED from type 2 diabetes and PCa radiation. Gleason 3+4=7
AMS LGX surgery 6/5/18 with Edward Karpman in Silicon Valley, 18cm+3RTE

Lester33
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Location: Arizona

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Lester33 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:49 pm

Girthy Sausage ;) She does like to smoke it on occasion
IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
multiple cancer survivor

navy6587
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby navy6587 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:42 pm

E. S. equates to "pleasure meat". However, my wife's named it (pre-op) 'Timmy'. (aside: I apologize to all you Tim's and Timmy's out there) When I told the mentor I met on FT, he chuckled and told me to just wait. He had had an implant several years before me. Post-op, I shared pics with him...he now refers to my penis as 'Big Tim' or BT when we text.
72 y/o; wed 50 yrs; ED 15+ yrs. Fired by 1st doc (Szobota - VA Uro) asked too many q's & contact w/ Coloplast rep. New doc: Ellen (VA Uro) implanted 11/8/18. 22cm Titan + a 2cm RTE each side; moron doc, intake/ dischg nurses! Will NEVER do it again!

jisherwood
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby jisherwood » Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:16 pm

OTIS.... Because when I was in college the girls first comment when I drop my pants was O' This is going to hurt :lol:
60 yrs, nerve sparring surgery Dec'17, neobladder with prostate removal because of bladder cancer, gave up on trimix, became bionic with AMS 700 CX June 2019. :ugeek:

KenJ1947
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby KenJ1947 » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:59 pm

My penis is named "love sausage"...I wish it were "hard salami"...
Married 50 years, 72, experiencing serious ED, using Bathmate Kegel training, and VED right now. 4 grandkids (22, 20, 18, 4) and love each one.

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aloha123
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby aloha123 » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:42 pm

Hulk Shaft
EEE!


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