Find out your Penis Name

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David_R
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby David_R » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:40 am

:lol:

Hartbraker
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Hartbraker » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:43 pm

David_R wrote:Re: man stick.

It's better than "man noodle," right? ;)


Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...
Prostate cancer at the age of 45, robotic prostatectomy resulting in ED. Used BiMix injections after unsuccessful attempts with TriMix. Implanted with Titan Coloplast on Jan 17, 2022.

Lost Sheep
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Lost Sheep » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:53 pm

Hartbraker wrote:
David_R wrote:Re: man stick.

It's better than "man noodle," right? ;)


Yeah a stick is much better than a noodle. Wish it were more of a branch but a stick it is...

Trunk.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
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Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter

Cmick101
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Cmick101 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:29 am

Purple Destroyer
Im good w that! Pretty accurate boys!!

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Quincy
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Location: Boise, ID

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Quincy » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:38 pm

Monster Sword.

If only. :)
71, Boise area, Married
ED from type 2 diabetes and PCa radiation.
AMS LGX surgery 6/5/18 with Edward Karpman in Silicon Valley, 18cm+3RTE

Lester33
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Location: Indiana

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Lester33 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:49 pm

Girthy Sausage ;) She does like to smoke it on occasion
IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
Testosterone therapy
Cancer free seven years, married fifty years, wonderful sex life

navy6587
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby navy6587 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:42 pm

E. S. equates to "pleasure meat". However, my wife's named it (pre-op) 'Timmy'. (aside: I apologize to all you Tim's and Timmy's out there) When I told the mentor I met on FT, he chuckled and told me to just wait. He had had an implant several years before me. Post-op, I shared pics with him...he now refers to my penis as 'Big Tim' or BT when we text.
74; ED at 50. Fired by 1st doc (Szobota - VA Uro) too many q's & contact w/ Coloplast rep. New doc: Ellen (VA Uro) implanted 11/8/18. 22cm Titan + 2cm RTEs; moron docs, product rep, intake/ dischg nurses! NEVER again! L- 6.75"; G- 5.5" oval.

jisherwood
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby jisherwood » Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:16 pm

OTIS.... Because when I was in college the girls first comment when I drop my pants was O' This is going to hurt :lol:
64yrs, nerve sparring surgery Dec'17, neobladder with prostate removal because of bladder cancer, gave up on trimix, became bionic with AMS 700 CX June 2019. :ugeek:

KenJ1947
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Location: North Dallas

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby KenJ1947 » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:59 pm

My penis is named "love sausage"...I wish it were "hard salami"...
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).

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aloha123
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby aloha123 » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:42 pm

Hulk Shaft
EEE!


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