JUST FOR BOYS
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:11 am
Recently when my wife gave me a long Walmart shopping list I made an impulse purchase. Strolling down the hair care aisle I spotted Just For Men hair and beard color products. An image of myself with dark hair and beard appeared in my imagination and into the cart a box of the nearest shade of brown I could remember went. Truthfully, I've been gray so long I have little recollection anymore of what my youthful hair color was!
Minutes after getting home I was in the bathroom completing my transformation and rolling a few decades off my appearance. The end result was astounding after blow drying my hair and beard. I strutted out into the living room feeling like my old self ( I mean, my YOUNGER self from decades ago). My wife was reading a book and looked up at me when I spoke to her briefly. Astoundingly, she went back to her book as if she didn't even notice. Undeterred I went outside because I saw my next door neighbor by the side of my yard.
"Hi Jimmy!" I said strolling up. The look of shock on his face was priceless. He said "I see someone's been into the shoe polish". I asked what he meant and he said "Oh come on, you colored your hair!". Thinking on my feet I replied "actually Jimmy, I colored it many years ago from this, my natural color. Ya see, I got tired of always being carded when I wanted to buy alcohol so for years I've been using a product to produce a very mature gray hair look. It's called JUST FOR BOYS".
Minutes after getting home I was in the bathroom completing my transformation and rolling a few decades off my appearance. The end result was astounding after blow drying my hair and beard. I strutted out into the living room feeling like my old self ( I mean, my YOUNGER self from decades ago). My wife was reading a book and looked up at me when I spoke to her briefly. Astoundingly, she went back to her book as if she didn't even notice. Undeterred I went outside because I saw my next door neighbor by the side of my yard.
"Hi Jimmy!" I said strolling up. The look of shock on his face was priceless. He said "I see someone's been into the shoe polish". I asked what he meant and he said "Oh come on, you colored your hair!". Thinking on my feet I replied "actually Jimmy, I colored it many years ago from this, my natural color. Ya see, I got tired of always being carded when I wanted to buy alcohol so for years I've been using a product to produce a very mature gray hair look. It's called JUST FOR BOYS".
