Remind you of somthing?

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David_R
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Remind you of somthing?

Postby David_R » Wed May 01, 2019 8:15 am

For some time I have used a Pocketmist fresh breath spray mist by Listerine, to give myself a quick little spray in the mouth when I want to make sure that my breath is "fresh" or whatever.

Last week though, when I tried to use a new one for the first time, I couldn't get the "plunger" to go down, to activate the spray. I tried and tried and finally decided that they must have sold me a defective item. But later on I tried pushing down a little more until there was a "pop" and then the spray was easy to use.

Hmm. Pushing down till I felt a pop and then I was able to pump it the way I wanted to. Reminds me of something else but I can't remember what. :lol:

Larry10625

Re: Remind you of somthing?

Postby Larry10625 » Wed May 01, 2019 8:26 am

David_R wrote:For some time I have used a Pocketmist fresh breath spray mist by Listerine, to give myself a quick little spray in the mouth when I want to make sure that my breath is "fresh" or whatever.

Last week though, when I tried to use a new one for the first time, I couldn't get the "plunger" to go down, to activate the spray. I tried and tried and finally decided that they must have sold me a defective item. But later on I tried pushing down a little more until there was a "pop" and then the spray was easy to use.

Hmm. Pushing down till I felt a pop and then I was able to pump it the way I wanted to. Reminds me of something else but I can't remember what. :lol:



OK everybody... tonight, when you are in bed with your partner, if you are having problems with the pump on your "Pocketmist Fresh Breath Spray" and you need it for a "quick little spray in the mouth", pump down harder until you "feel the pop". Yeah... is that what they are calling it these days?? lol :D :D :D :D :D

Larry

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Re: Remind you of somthing?

Postby Lost Sheep » Fri May 10, 2019 1:51 pm

Larry10625 wrote:
David_R wrote:For some time I have used a Pocketmist fresh breath spray mist by Listerine, to give myself a quick little spray in the mouth when I want to make sure that my breath is "fresh" or whatever.

Last week though, when I tried to use a new one for the first time, I couldn't get the "plunger" to go down, to activate the spray. I tried and tried and finally decided that they must have sold me a defective item. But later on I tried pushing down a little more until there was a "pop" and then the spray was easy to use.

Hmm. Pushing down till I felt a pop and then I was able to pump it the way I wanted to. Reminds me of something else but I can't remember what. :lol:



OK everybody... tonight, when you are in bed with your partner, if you are having problems with the pump on your "Pocketmist Fresh Breath Spray" and you need it for a "quick little spray in the mouth", pump down harder until you "feel the pop". Yeah... is that what they are calling it these days?? lol :D :D :D :D :D

Larry

The last time I gave my girlfriend a "quick little spray in the mouth", she felt the pop (several pulses, actually) it was not a Pocketmist.
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Re: Remind you of somthing?

Postby Larry10625 » Fri May 10, 2019 2:14 pm

Lost Sheep wrote:
Larry10625 wrote:
David_R wrote:For some time I have used a Pocketmist fresh breath spray mist by Listerine, to give myself a quick little spray in the mouth when I want to make sure that my breath is "fresh" or whatever.

Last week though, when I tried to use a new one for the first time, I couldn't get the "plunger" to go down, to activate the spray. I tried and tried and finally decided that they must have sold me a defective item. But later on I tried pushing down a little more until there was a "pop" and then the spray was easy to use.

Hmm. Pushing down till I felt a pop and then I was able to pump it the way I wanted to. Reminds me of something else but I can't remember what. :lol:



OK everybody... tonight, when you are in bed with your partner, if you are having problems with the pump on your "Pocketmist Fresh Breath Spray" and you need it for a "quick little spray in the mouth", pump down harder until you "feel the pop". Yeah... is that what they are calling it these days?? lol :D :D :D :D :D

Larry

The last time I gave my girlfriend a "quick little spray in the mouth", she felt the pop (several pulses, actually) it was not a Pocketmist.



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Larry


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