Golf Balls

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Golf Balls

Postby WyoMan » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:03 am

A man entered the bus with both of his trouser pockets full of

golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls"

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,

deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her

curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
75; married 52 years; HBP well controlled, overweight. Prostate Arterial Embolization Jan 2017: No indication of cancer. Injections failed. Implanted Nov. 2, 2018. Dr. Karin Dolan, Billings, Mt. AMS LGX 15 cm+2 2.5 cm RTE. 65 ml reservoir.

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Re: Golf Balls

Postby Lester33 » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:36 am

IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
cancer survivor

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Re: Golf Balls

Postby antelope » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:54 am

Born 1948, wed 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; ED even before that--diabetes. Cardiac valve surgery: 2007 & 2019. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

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Re: Golf Balls

Postby alfa88 » Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results, VED. Implanted w/AMS700CX 21cm X 12mm w/1.5cm RTE by Dr. Leroy Jones 9/1/20

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Re: Golf Balls

Postby graymare » Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:35 am

Along that same line, while at the barber the other day..."What's the difference between a ProV 1 golf ball and a woman's G spot? I'll still try to find a ProV 1 after a couple of minutes of searching."
Married, 66 yrs old, ED for 22 yrs. On TriMix for 5 yrs. Live in the Adirondacks of NY. Would be a nudist if it weren't for the black flies and the short summers. :D

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