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Opie52
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ED

Postby Opie52 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:17 am

Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
Bob takes his wife out for dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this, his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.
She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass..!"
AMS 700 cx implanted on 9/14/18 in Iowa city, Iowa
42 years old peyronies disease

David_R
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Location: Northeast Maryland

Re: ED

Postby David_R » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:18 am

:lol:
Age 70. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist (for over 20 yrs) has been Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Chesapeake Urology in Baltimore, and Chief of Uro. at Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Medical Center. I have LGX, and have regained my original length. Nice n hard!

Lester33
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Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:43 am

Re: ED

Postby Lester33 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:43 am

:lol: nice
IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
multiple cancer survivor

alfa88
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2018 2:59 pm
Location: North of Gilligan's Island

Re: ED

Postby alfa88 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:20 pm

Ah geez! :lol: :lol: :lol:
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results. VED is a last resort.

Minnscooter
Posts: 52
Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:17 pm
Location: minnesota

Re: ED

Postby Minnscooter » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:35 pm

at least it wasn't a pineapple
70 MM married 48 years, live in Minnesota type 2 diabetes caused ed in my 40's went on trimix with great results but when wife had menopause sex got less and less so just wasn't cost effective so no sex since 2002.

jn1421
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Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:21 am

Re: ED

Postby jn1421 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:56 pm

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Larry10625

Re: ED

Postby Larry10625 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:23 am

Opie52 wrote:Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
Bob takes his wife out for dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this, his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.
She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass..!"



OMG, that's funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Larry


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