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Thanks to Tangerine for posting this elsewhere

Postby Lost Sheep » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:51 am

A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says:
"if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied:
"if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318"
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Re: Thanks to Tangerine for posting this elsewhere

Postby Lester33 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:38 pm

ha ha ha good one !
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Re: Thanks to Tangerine for posting this elsewhere

Postby Larry10625 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:58 pm

Lost Sheep wrote:A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says:
"if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied:
"if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318"



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