Fighter pilot

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FreddyFree
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Fighter pilot

Postby FreddyFree » Sun Dec 23, 2018 2:38 pm

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,

the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.

An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"

*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*
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Larry10625

Re: Fighter pilot

Postby Larry10625 » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:58 pm

FreddyFree wrote:After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,

the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.

An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"

*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*



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Larry

Larry10625

Re: Fighter pilot

Postby Larry10625 » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:59 pm

What's the difference between Herpes and Mono?

You get Mono from snatching a kiss...

Larry

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Re: Fighter pilot

Postby antelope » Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:38 pm

Good stuff! Thanks!
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