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FreddyFree
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Fiancé

Postby FreddyFree » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:09 pm

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married...

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister...

One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married...

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word...

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...'

I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car...

Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!!

My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!'

And the moral of the story is :

*"Always keep your condoms in your car not in your trousers...!!!"*
1954 AMS 700 CX 18cm. x 12mm. With 3cm. RTEs. 10/10/18

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Larry10625
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Re: Fiancé

Postby Larry10625 » Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:04 am

FreddyFree wrote:My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married...

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister...

One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married...

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word...

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...'

I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car...

Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!!

My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!'

And the moral of the story is :

*"Always keep your condoms in your car not in your trousers...!!!"*




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OMFG.

Larry
51 years old, married 29 years. Implanted Mar 30/17 by Dr. Brock of London, Ont, CANADA. (AMS 700 CX 18 + 2). Had implant removed Apr 29/17 due to Septic Shock. Liposuction By Dr. Gan and re-implant by Dr. Brock (AMS LGX 15 + 2) Dec 14/17.


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