Unintentional

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Bloke007
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Unintentional

Postby Bloke007 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:29 am

I perform family comedy shows, it sometimes the jokes arrive on their own. This could become part of a routine. ...I was talking to a friend about my prostate op etc. I am quite badly incontinent even after 6 or 7 weeks. My whole bladder still empties when I stand. He said, why don’t you go and see the incontinence team at the hospital. My answer bought a chuckle and a smile to my face. I said, the waiting list is 3 months! So I can’t see them until the end of January. I feel like the incontinence team has left me high and dry......

Bloke007
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Re: Unintentional

Postby Bloke007 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:29 am

Hope you guys have that saying in your country...

David_R
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Re: Unintentional

Postby David_R » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:30 am

Bloke007 wrote:I feel like the incontinence team has left me high and dry......

You wish!
Age 69. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist is Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. (LGX, and after regular inflating I regained my original length and girth.)


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