Unintentional

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Bloke007
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Unintentional

Postby Bloke007 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:29 am

I perform family comedy shows, it sometimes the jokes arrive on their own. This could become part of a routine. ...I was talking to a friend about my prostate op etc. I am quite badly incontinent even after 6 or 7 weeks. My whole bladder still empties when I stand. He said, why don’t you go and see the incontinence team at the hospital. My answer bought a chuckle and a smile to my face. I said, the waiting list is 3 months! So I can’t see them until the end of January. I feel like the incontinence team has left me high and dry......
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Bloke007
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Re: Unintentional

Postby Bloke007 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:29 am

Hope you guys have that saying in your country...
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David_R
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Re: Unintentional

Postby David_R » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:30 am

Bloke007 wrote:I feel like the incontinence team has left me high and dry......

You wish!
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