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Doctor's orders

Postby Bionic Richard » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:27 pm

My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I ask why!! He said: Because I'm trying to examine you!!!
61 yr old, married 27yr first time 6 yr present,10/16 Retired,12/16 PSA 4.9, 1/17 Biopsy, 2/17 Gleason 4+3, 3/17 Robotic Prostatectomy, 4/17 PSA nondecetable, Penile therapy, pills/VED/Trimix, 5/25/18 AMS 700 LGX 21cm 3cm RTE.

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Re: Doctor's orders

Postby alfa88 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:05 pm

Dare I say? Rim shot.
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53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results. VED is a last resort.

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Re: Doctor's orders

Postby radioradio » Fri Oct 26, 2018 4:25 pm

Born '52. Married '79. RALP 3/1/17. ED 50+% prior to surgery even w/ meds. VED, Injections, ineffective. Considering implant even before PCa diagnosis. Dr. Kramer 8/2/17. LGX 21cm+0.5 RTE. Kramer replaced/repositioned pump 12/13/17. Willing to Show/Tell.

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Re: Doctor's orders

Postby Larry10625 » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:07 pm

Bionic Richard wrote:My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I ask why!! He said: Because I'm trying to examine you!!!

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51 years old, married 29 years. Implanted Mar 30/17 by Dr. Brock of London, Ont, CANADA. (AMS 700 LGX 18 + 2). Had implant removed Apr 29/17 due to Septic Shock. Liposuction By Dr. Gan and re-implant by Dr. Brock (AMS LGX 15 + 2) Dec 14/17.

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Re: Doctor's orders

Postby David_R » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:23 pm

I once knew a young doctor who told me about giving a physical exam to a woman with large, attractive breasts. By mistake he said to her, "Take a deep breast." :oops: True story.
Age 69. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist (for over 20 years) has been Dr. Marc Siegelbaum, Chief of Urology at Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. I have LGX, and after regular inflating I regained my original length.

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