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It's ok, no problem, my wife hates me anyway.

Postby allserene » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:21 pm

Went to the urologist to ask him to increase my trimix proportions...
Told him I was bashing 100 units of medium mix in with only a 50% er to show for it
Told him it's getting worse, and at $190 a go, this is nuts

He said "It might be that you are just getting too old for it that's all"
I am 70. My wife is 58 and a great body and a lovely redhead...

Told him I felt humiliated and less of a man.
Then I said. "Well my wife says I am crap at sex and always have been, and she isn't bothered anyway"
He laughed his socks off but its what she said..

None of my other 52 documented shags have said that.

Got the highest mix and just shot 75 units an hour ago and it's a damned wiggler again ! 'He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword', and boy I lived by it

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