Give me 10 inches

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RJ_in_Pa
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Give me 10 inches

Postby RJ_in_Pa » Sun Oct 26, 2025 10:34 am

The tread under Sexuality discussing “What is considered a small penis size?” reminded me of an old high school joke:

Last night I was in bed with a girl that said “Give me 10 inches and make it hurt”. So I stuck my dick in her twice and slapped her on the face. :D
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jwjwjw
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby jwjwjw » Sun Dec 21, 2025 11:36 am

LOL !
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Borkyboy
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby Borkyboy » Wed Dec 24, 2025 3:54 pm

If she says it’s too small, you can also say “let’s try your ass”!
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cbinspok
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Re: Give me 10 inches

Postby cbinspok » Wed Dec 24, 2025 5:17 pm

Lol, you made me smile.
Does remind me of when young I thought every guy had an 8” as that was always the measurement that got thrown around in jokes and small talk, pre internet days. I measured mine ( didn’t know about “ bone press” then ) and felt like hell for only making 7.25”
This forum set me straight about dick size.
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