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oldbeek
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Screen name

Postby oldbeek » Fri Jun 14, 2024 2:18 pm

Signing up on POF and couldn't think of a screen name. Bing " bionic member"
83, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05in 2025,, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20 at Keck

Lester33
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Re: Screen name

Postby Lester33 » Sat Jun 15, 2024 12:20 am

And the hellos pour in;)
IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
Testosterone therapy
Cancer free nine years, married fifty two years, wonderful sex life

tomas1
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Re: Screen name

Postby tomas1 » Sun Jan 12, 2025 3:09 pm

This may not be relevant, but years ago there was a poster named "Flacido Domingo".
86 years
Inject testosterone weekly.
Implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, hor. incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc res
Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.
Update: On my last biopsies the cancer wasn't found.

Tuscan_Order
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Location: Iowa

Re: Screen name

Postby Tuscan_Order » Sun Jan 12, 2025 3:55 pm

tomas1 wrote:This may not be relevant, but years ago there was a poster named "Flacido Domingo".

Better than "Mopey Dick."
Iowa. "Nerve sparing" RALP 2020. Bi-mix was hit/miss and caused scarring. 24cm Titan implant by Dr. Eid April 25, 2025.

tomas1
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Re: Screen name

Postby tomas1 » Sun Jan 12, 2025 4:14 pm

That's another good one.
86 years
Inject testosterone weekly.
Implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, hor. incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc res
Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.
Update: On my last biopsies the cancer wasn't found.

Lost Sheep
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Re: Screen name

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:19 am

Phallus Diuturnus
or
Phallus Eterna
or
Phallus Perennem
or
Verpa Stabilis

Anything that piques curiosity enough to investigate the translation is likely to produce enough momentum to initiate contact; if onl to ask "Is this true?"

I chose Latin as the language because it does not have the potential for limiting your target audience and projects a certain flavor.
Last edited by Lost Sheep on Wed Jan 15, 2025 3:08 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter

Courage
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Re: Screen name

Postby Courage » Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:40 am

FrankNBeansTalk

Or

FrankNFurterTalk
Middle-aged SGM with lifelong ED. AMS 700 CX 21cm + 3.5cm RTEs implanted January 2025 and explanted due to infection February 2025, with salvage. Revision to Coloplast Titan 24cm + 1cm RTE July 2025.


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