Highway patrol stops old lady

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james4326
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Highway patrol stops old lady

Postby james4326 » Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:36 pm

Highway Patrol pulls over an old lady.
He comes to her window and asks for an ID.
She gives him her drivers license and concealed carry permit.
He asks her if there are any weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my .38 Special in the console.
He asks are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my 9mm in the glove box.
He then asks, are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, why, yes, I have my .25 in my ankle holster.
He says, lady, what is it that you're afraid of?
She says, not a damn thing!
80 yr old; injecting 15units Trimix (30mg papaverine,6mg phentolamine,30mcg prostaglandin) in Oct 2020 with great results; Inject 2-3 times a week

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Re: Highway patrol stops old lady

Postby navy6587 » Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:10 pm

We need more people like that these days!!
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Re: Highway patrol stops old lady

Postby Masonjames » Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:30 am

james4326 wrote:Highway Patrol pulls over an old lady.
He comes to her window and asks for an ID.
She gives him her drivers license and concealed carry permit.
He asks her if there are any weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my .38 Special in the console.
He asks are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my 9mm in the glove box.
He then asks, are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, why, yes, I have my .25 in my ankle holster.
He says, lady, what is it that you're afraid of?
She says, not a damn thing!


LOL That's a goo one
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Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s


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