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Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 4:33 pm
by alfa88
Ferrari.
Seems to me that since I had double coverage that my doctor's bill was pretty high.
I always wanted a Ferrari but unfortunately couldn't afford one.
Now I got one in my pants
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:58 am
by Napier
"GoldPecker" from "GoldFinger" and because Medicare paid $46,000 for me to have it!
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 5:29 pm
by Lost Sheep
Napier wrote:"GoldPecker" from "GoldFinger" and because Medicare paid $46,000 for me to have it!
A more horticultural variation on your theme would be
Goldenrod
And, while I am thinking about plants/farming, how about "Cornstalk" or "Cob"? (rhymes with "nob", a British euphemism). And for those of us who like to power into our partner, "Plowshare".
"Beanstalk" for those of us who like bedtime stories and fairy tales (but it would be best not to think about what happens to it at the end of the story).
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:07 pm
by Agfa13
GF way back named cock Fred. It stuck.
Now I have Fred 2.0:)!
So far, so good.
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 9:24 pm
by Tortão
Alexander.
You may wonder...
"Why Alexander?"
I answer:
Alexander, the Great.
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:37 am
by gjmjoe017
Wife calls mine “Big Ben”!
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:19 am
by Mcd0493
We call mine the punisher. It started form a clone a will it we made a couple years ago and it kind of stuck around.
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:08 pm
by gjmjoe017
Some great names!
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 5:36 pm
by gjmjoe017
Looks like my suggestion didn’t go over too well!LMAO!
Re: Nicknames for penis.
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 4:12 pm
by silverdude
Little Jimmie and the twins!