Within a few weeks of our marriage 43 yrs ago my wife started calling my penis 'George'. I called her p*ssy 'Alice'.
I call her breasts 'The twins". She loves to have the Twins licked and sucked.

Smetro,

I think it is a nice way to say we don't want you sending naughty pics of Miss H and Miss F or other alphabet mistresses making us all jealous and drooling all over ourselves.

I looking forward to seeing Bluetooth controlled implant pumps.

Dr. Paolone in Madison, WI. He made sure I kept all my length. Very satisfied.

My favorite dessert is ice cream, which my wife doesn't like me to eat only once or twice a month. She has the same schedule of giving out your wife's kind of dessert, Dave.
I heard a saying, " Eat dessert first, life is so uncertain." If I held to that, I would be dead in days.

3rd-NUT
Well was talking about my 3rd nut after I had my implant 5 years ago and it was just what the pump felt like and still does...
just comes natural.

I have a hard time injecting myself. My wife says she does not have the strength to do it. I have tried the patches and gel were ok, but my wife is an ovarian cancer survivor and she can't be exposed to the hormones. Is there any oral med to take for it? I have not found any, other than unproven sup...

Hey, Guys I feel your pain. I am now getting close to 5 yrs with my LGX, I remember at 7 months I was somewhat discouraged with pain and disappointing size. One fellow forum buddy just said to me "Just pump it to the max everyday". That is what I will say to you. If it is hard to pump then...

As far as the Titan being harder than the AMS, I would not want my AMS any harder than it is, fully pumped. My wife has said that it is not as comfortable when it is that hard. It is almost unbendable. She prefers that I not have it pump it to the max while she polishes my nob. She has a harder (pun...

I am at almost 5 yrs implanted and I do remember pain still at 6-7 months, only it was in the shaft and head during sex. So I am not sure if your pain is normal or not. At this point, I have zero discomfort. I can ride my ATV or snowmobile without any problem, except sometimes the extra weight of th...