All my life I was the poster boy for a two pump chump.Initially I thought all men were like me. Then I spent a night at a friend's house once. It was a very old house with likely no insulation in interior walls. I went to bed and a short time later my friend and his girl went to bed on the other sid...

When I did one of my speaking engagements at an ED seminar with a urologist I sort of accidentally remarked "my flaccid length is now 3 times what it used to be since my implant. Who wouldn't think that's cool?". I moved right along. My erection length after 2 years was a half inch more th...

I’ve learned since being implanted I now have what I call Dial a Dick. With a nominal amount of pumps I can accomplish a 4 or 5 minute quickie. Every time. This is usually for waking in the middle of the night and rousing my very willing wife, then we fall right back to sleep. The first round before...

I don't know if Coloplast has a program similar to what AMS has? There are roughly 140 guys like me nationwide who routinely speak at patient educational seminars with urologists about our ED treatment journey ending with an implant by AMS and the perceived benefits versus everything else. I've done...

I nearly decided to pass on being implanted to wait for the wandering spider venom ED med to come to market. Early testing was done on aged, obese, and diabetic impotent male rats. The formerly incapable rats bred several new generations with no apparent health setback issues. The protein responsibl...

Here's a bonafide fact based on my experience with being implanted two and a half years ago. Within 6 months it's entirely your new normal and you accept it the same as you do your nose or ears. You don't notice or think about it. The only thoughts I ever have about mine are I know beyond any doubt ...

The original question has been answered adequately. I'd like to possibly vent just a bit. I'd like to punch the person who gave my wife a book called The Five Love Languages. She devoured it and possibly memorized its contents. Unfortunately for me, my wife strongly identified her love language as S...

I first encountered a bidet in France while on a 6 month hitchhiking tour of Europe when I was in my 20's. On a street corner in Aix En Provence a woman came up to me and asked if I was an American. I guess the Army surplus coat was a giveaway. She invited me to her home for dinner. She was an Ameri...

Given that over the years I’ve had 22 major surgeries, my wife has become an expert at parsing medical bills. On my first surgery she found 7 thousand dollars of improper billing. For every procedure since she has found discrepancies that were corrected in our favor. She currently has one provider b...

I’m scheduled April 6th to have extensive hardware in my back from a failed fusion surgery 15 months ago removed. The constant pain I’m in makes it an extreme priority for me. Yet I just saw a HHS official on the news calling on doctors to cancel all non life saving surgeries. Fuck!