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- Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:05 am
- Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
- Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3844
Re: Pumping for implant - length of time?
every day for 10 minutes
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:51 pm
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: Bionic sayings, musings, and thoughts by Dick Van Pecker
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1017
Bionic sayings, musings, and thoughts by Dick Van Pecker
They told me not to be so cocksure....after 25 pumps, I am Banging on all cylinders takes on a hole new meaning Now I can have sex whenever I want.....I am so pumped! I can now rise to the occasion.....more than occasionally If at first you don't succeed,....squeeze squeese again I pump, therefore I...
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:03 pm
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: Wit and Wisdom
- Replies: 426
- Views: 93063
Re: Wit and Wisdom
ddbryan1972 wrote: "That's my penis standing so tall and proud!" Tears came to my eyes .
This is why you should wear shop glasses when masturbating......
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:16 am
- Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
- Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3844
Re: Pumping for implant - length of time?
found the answer........
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:14 am
- Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
- Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3844
Pumping for implant - length of time?
I tried searching for the answer but couldn't find one.....I'm scheduled for an implant on Jan 4........I've started pumping for this (not for sex).....how long do I pump for in terms of minutes?....I usually pump for 30 minutes....not sure if this is too long.....
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:09 am
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: How many pumps? Length? Etc.
- Replies: 32
- Views: 7196
Re: How many pumps? Length? Etc.
As Dick Van Pecker once said....."I'd rather have an inflated penis than a deflated ego"........yup, he said that.....
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:02 pm
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: When would you have gotten an implant?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5811
Re: When would you have gotten an implant?
I'm going to weigh in here even though I don't have an implant (yet). I'm 66 (single) and have had gradual ED for about 15 years.....during the course of those years I went from 1/4 of a pill up to a full dose of Viagra and Cialis....and they worked fine. My partners never knew and sex was great.......
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:44 am
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: My Journal
- Replies: 839
- Views: 224770
Re: My Journal
Hey Merrix......glad that your journey has turned out well......we spoke and met almost a year ago (changed my screen name from h.pineapple).....I can't thank you enough for the time, energy, and thought that you put into your journal.....it's The Holy Bible of Droopistan whose capitol city is Limpv...
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:18 am
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: jock strap, aka athletic supporter
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3748
Re: jock strap, aka athletic supporter
Why not just stand in the shower and let loose?.....I do that when I'm drunk and seeing double......
- Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:23 am
- Forum: Implants
- Topic: Is your implant noisy?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4128
Re: Is your implant noisy?
Mine plays Mozart's Concerto #3 in D minor during inflation.......