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by Xomanow
Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:05 am
Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
Replies: 9
Views: 3844

Re: Pumping for implant - length of time?

every day for 10 minutes
by Xomanow
Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:51 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Bionic sayings, musings, and thoughts by Dick Van Pecker
Replies: 1
Views: 1017

Bionic sayings, musings, and thoughts by Dick Van Pecker

They told me not to be so cocksure....after 25 pumps, I am Banging on all cylinders takes on a hole new meaning Now I can have sex whenever I want.....I am so pumped! I can now rise to the occasion.....more than occasionally If at first you don't succeed,....squeeze squeese again I pump, therefore I...
by Xomanow
Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:03 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Wit and Wisdom
Replies: 426
Views: 93063

Re: Wit and Wisdom

ddbryan1972 wrote: "That's my penis standing so tall and proud!" Tears came to my eyes .



This is why you should wear shop glasses when masturbating......
by Xomanow
Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:16 am
Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
Replies: 9
Views: 3844

Re: Pumping for implant - length of time?

found the answer........
by Xomanow
Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:14 am
Forum: Pumps (Vacuum Erection Device)
Topic: Pumping for implant - length of time?
Replies: 9
Views: 3844

Pumping for implant - length of time?

I tried searching for the answer but couldn't find one.....I'm scheduled for an implant on Jan 4........I've started pumping for this (not for sex).....how long do I pump for in terms of minutes?....I usually pump for 30 minutes....not sure if this is too long.....
by Xomanow
Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:09 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: How many pumps? Length? Etc.
Replies: 32
Views: 7196

Re: How many pumps? Length? Etc.

As Dick Van Pecker once said....."I'd rather have an inflated penis than a deflated ego"........yup, he said that.....
by Xomanow
Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:02 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: When would you have gotten an implant?
Replies: 21
Views: 5811

Re: When would you have gotten an implant?

I'm going to weigh in here even though I don't have an implant (yet). I'm 66 (single) and have had gradual ED for about 15 years.....during the course of those years I went from 1/4 of a pill up to a full dose of Viagra and Cialis....and they worked fine. My partners never knew and sex was great.......
by Xomanow
Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:44 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: My Journal
Replies: 839
Views: 224770

Re: My Journal

Hey Merrix......glad that your journey has turned out well......we spoke and met almost a year ago (changed my screen name from h.pineapple).....I can't thank you enough for the time, energy, and thought that you put into your journal.....it's The Holy Bible of Droopistan whose capitol city is Limpv...
by Xomanow
Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:18 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: jock strap, aka athletic supporter
Replies: 12
Views: 3748

Re: jock strap, aka athletic supporter

Why not just stand in the shower and let loose?.....I do that when I'm drunk and seeing double......
by Xomanow
Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:23 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: Is your implant noisy?
Replies: 14
Views: 4128

Re: Is your implant noisy?

Mine plays Mozart's Concerto #3 in D minor during inflation.......

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