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by new dick
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:27 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Google thought I would be i interested
Replies: 5
Views: 1899

Re: Google thought I would be i interested

dg_moore wrote:Don't all of us look like those guys?


yes i do under the fat..
by new dick
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"
Replies: 4
Views: 1346

Re: How is getting an implant like your penis joining the Army"

i have private standing at attention now instead of veteran sitting on two duffel bags ..
by new dick
Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: t shirt
Replies: 4
Views: 878

t shirt

so i am at the doc today so Joanna could pump my implant for the fist time. so when the doc came for a cursory once over to see how things were going and siad to him i have a question. he says ok what it so i asked him what if i got a T shirt and put the peterbuilt logo on it with ( i got my ) print...
by new dick
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Grandfathers know everything
Replies: 6
Views: 1688

Re: Grandfathers know everything

oh ya little man spic and span where you when the shit hit the fan mama is pissed..
by new dick
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:04 pm
Forum: Introductions and Hellos
Topic: hello to all
Replies: 1
Views: 289

hello to all

new dick here well it has been 5 weeks and 2 days since i became bionic.
i live in southern ,mi i am 58 my wife is 58 and very happy i had it done ..
i think we all know why she is.. :mrgreen:
by new dick
Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: New problem with implant
Replies: 30
Views: 2654

Re: New problem with implant

why does this thread remind me of this song..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JmcRrWcSoE
by new dick
Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: Getting discovered: How to tell a woman your bionic
Replies: 49
Views: 7374

Re: Getting discovered: How to tell a woman your bionic

i have had an implant for 5 weeks 1 day waiting for my doc to let me pump it up.
my wife says she cant wait to play with my power ball..

if the lady you are with wants to know what the extra ball is tell her what my wife said it is your power ball..
by new dick
Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:00 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: Post-op recovery
Replies: 5
Views: 591

Re: Post-op recovery

i got my implant 7/24/18 so it has been 5 weeks one day so far. when i woke up in the hospital the fist thing that went thru my mind was the doc did not put in the implant (AMS 700 MS ). so i asked the nurse did i get the surgery and she yes you did. i will tell you it did not hurt at all. before su...
by new dick
Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:01 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: Michigan
Replies: 5
Views: 844

Re: Michigan

doctor stockall at capital urological associates in okemos,mi did mine on 7/24/18 .

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