I told my wife several times through the years that if I could suck my own dick, she wouldn’t be needed. She has responded every time if you can reach the little thing go ahead and do it. I’d love to see you try. We both get a chuckle out of this.

Ten years out from RPS. Stool softeners four days before surgery. If not I promise you the last thing you will be worried about is a boner. I’ve never used a VED since RPS. Didn’t want to risk popping off a tube from the pump in my nutsack. Some guys skate through this procedure with no issues. I on...

Soak in a warm tub for a few minutes and relax. You will be able to feel the pump and release button. Do not pump until you feel the release button!! The pump will be hard as a rock the first few times you pump it up. Relax and practice and have fun with it. It all feels totally unnatural right now ...

Going to hurt for several weeks. Give it three months before you treat it like you stole it. Think about it, dad gum thing was ripped, cut, and made black and blue. Just think how it looks on the inside, RAW!! Shouldn’t hurt to work on it a little to get off. But don’t beat it like a rented mule. Pa...

I’ve been through three of these surgeries. First week or two in rough. Leave that pump alone until the swelling goes down. My junk was so swollen it looked like a upside down bee hive. I didn’t see my dickhead for four weeks. You will be fine just leave it alone other than ice for the next week or ...

You’ll do great!! Keep us updated!

I'm defiantly not a good representative for a implant. As you can see by my profile I had a revision two and a half years after my first implant due to implant failure. What you don't see is I had another failure a couple years later. The reservoir moved down into my pubic pad area so I had to get a...

Hang in there, it’ll be over before you know it. Time to get more excited than nervous. Pretty soon you’ll be giving newbies advice. December 10th will be my ninth anniversary of having an implant. You won’t be worrying all the time about having a woody. It’s going to be there every time you need it...

I sent you a PM (profirefight)

Thanks, I was so confused. Ok still confused but a least I know where my messages go.