All Show, No Tell!!!

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Greg1956
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All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Greg1956 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:17 am

I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I didn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg
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I am 64 and had ED from a VL. Implanted by Dr. Ronald Anglade in Atlanta on 9/18/17. I have an AMS700LGX 21 cm via a Penoscrotal incision. Very happy with results. 6" soft and 6 3/4” x 5 5/8” hard.

Larry10625

Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Larry10625 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:19 am

Greg1956 wrote:I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I difn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg



OMG Greg, that's hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Larry

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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby jackhammerdreamz » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:25 pm

Greg1956 wrote:I just had a great start to my day. I am alone at our remote cabin for a few days to work on some projects. It is cold this morning so I decided to wait until later to go outside to start. Being a typical super horny man, I decided to pump up my implant and jack off. We have no close neighbors and I often am nude here. So I was sitting in the living room stoking my hard cock when suddenly two women step onto the porch, knock on the door, and then see me through the full glass door. I knew instantly they were here to talk religion and it irritates the hell out of me when anyone from any religion intrudes on my privacy to preach to me. So I did not hesitate to stand up, continue stroking my dick, and went and opened the door. They both looked like they were about to be raped and backed up and started running down the driveway. I looked out a window and saw they had left their car down at the road and that was why I didn’t Have any warning anyone was here. Well, my Bionic Brothers, I just wanted to share my successful method for getting intruders to stay away.

Greg


lolllllllll

They were mortified by your enormous bio dong
39yr old
Revision installed 1/2/2024
Coloplast w/ Genesis pump
PenoScrotal 20cm + 3cm RTE(right) & 2cm RTE(left)
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Greg1956
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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Greg1956 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm

Jackhammer,
6” is hardly enormous, but it was great to be able to get up tomanswer the door and maintain a rock hard cock for those prissy women. I had a Prostatectomy so I no longer shoot a load, but the only thing better than the way it happened would have been if I could have shot a nice spurt of sticky white jizz at each of them.

Greg
I am 64 and had ED from a VL. Implanted by Dr. Ronald Anglade in Atlanta on 9/18/17. I have an AMS700LGX 21 cm via a Penoscrotal incision. Very happy with results. 6" soft and 6 3/4” x 5 5/8” hard.

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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Xomanow » Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:19 pm

Too bad this didn't turn into a porn scene where they both doubled teamed you.......but flogging the Bishop is definitely a religious experience.......
Implanted Jan 4 2017 by Dr. Eid - 70 yo and single...ED gradually over 15 yrs...tired of pills, injections, cock rings....happy with my choice and results. Titan OTR - one 20cm cylinder - one 20cm+1 RTE...."got a rocket in my pocket"....

Greg1956
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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Greg1956 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:38 pm

Xomanow wrote:Too bad this didn't turn into a porn scene where they both doubled teamed you.......but flogging the Bishop is definitely a religious experience.......


No way in Hell! First, they seemed like such prissy bitches they probably have never had sex other than to procreate. Second, I have too much self-respect. If I were going to do porn, I’d choose someone who likes to get down and dirty!!!
I am 64 and had ED from a VL. Implanted by Dr. Ronald Anglade in Atlanta on 9/18/17. I have an AMS700LGX 21 cm via a Penoscrotal incision. Very happy with results. 6" soft and 6 3/4” x 5 5/8” hard.

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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby radioradio » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:41 pm

Greg,
Great story. Thanks for sharing. They may be prisses, but I’ll bet they had a wet spot by the time they got to their car. Isn’t it great that they’ll be thinking about this for days, and not be able to share it with anyone?
Bob
Born '52. Married '79. RALP 3/1/17. ED 50+% prior to surgery even w/ meds. VED, Injections, ineffective. Considering implant even before PCa diagnosis. Dr. Kramer 8/2/17. LGX 21cm+0.5 RTE. Kramer replaced/repositioned pump 12/13/17. Willing to Show/Tell.

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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Anonymous3 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:41 am

Guess the did not kike your verision of "the watchtower " :o :lol: :D


That why I am glad the new house will be 400 ft off the road.

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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Greg1956 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:59 am

radioradio wrote:Greg,
Great story. Thanks for sharing. They may be prisses, but I’ll bet they had a wet spot by the time they got to their car. Isn’t it great that they’ll be thinking about this for days, and not be able to share it with anyone?
Bob


If they had wet spots on their undies (probably knee length bloomers) I am sure they had to burn them to forgive their sins.
I am 64 and had ED from a VL. Implanted by Dr. Ronald Anglade in Atlanta on 9/18/17. I have an AMS700LGX 21 cm via a Penoscrotal incision. Very happy with results. 6" soft and 6 3/4” x 5 5/8” hard.

Greg1956
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Re: All Show, No Tell!!!

Postby Greg1956 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:00 am

hturner12 wrote:Guess the did not kike your verision of "the watchtower " :o :lol: :D


That why I am glad the new house will be 400 ft off the road.



Hugh,
I guess you’ll just have to wander down to the road to show off your tower of power.
I am 64 and had ED from a VL. Implanted by Dr. Ronald Anglade in Atlanta on 9/18/17. I have an AMS700LGX 21 cm via a Penoscrotal incision. Very happy with results. 6" soft and 6 3/4” x 5 5/8” hard.


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