Recovered Two Pump Chump...

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DaveKell
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Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby DaveKell » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:03 am

I've mentioned in other threads how prior to my implant I was a lifelong two pump chump. Nothing I tried ever remedied it. I'll never forget walking up to the counter of a pharmacy where the prettiest blonde in my high school worked as a tech. She heard me ask the pharmacist for an over the counter remedy of a cream called Detain. She asked what it was for. The pharmacist only said "I'll bet he'd like to show you". This was of course another time when sexual harassment was routinely accepted behavior in society! I couldn't wait to try it. At best, it only delayed me to a 4 pump chump.

My wife of 38 years was a virgin when I met her. I remember our first time together. I began to cum as soon as I slid in her 18 year old pussy at the apex of incredibly awesome long legs and the most beautiful thighs on planet earth. Strangely, she never complained but fell hopelessly in love with me. Other women had passed routinely on a second round with me before that.

Since my implant the 2 pump chump syndrome is a thing of the past. On our first outing with the implant she asked "are you ever going to cum? By the way, I'm not complaining!". Last night she complained that I was wearing her out. I explained how she never knew about my lackluster capability before because it was ALL she ever knew. I told her women like a guy who lasts much longer than I used to. She asked how I knew that and I told her about the many stories available on vice.com that explain it. She said "some women might but I was happy with how you used to be. I can't believe there are women who want it to go on this long". I guess from now on I'm going to have to thrust vigorously from the git go to get it completed sooner. My wife clearly liked it when I finished in record time before. I wish she'd talk to another woman like the one who doubled my workload early in our marriage. A girlfriend told her she should always get to cum if I got to. From then on I began oral on her first to take care of that for her. I began to miss all the times she gladly let me get off right away when I was horny as hell with no complaints about her being left high and dry since she didn't even know that's what was going on for her! If that same loudmouth would just tell her to enjoy being pumped for 15 or 20 minutes I'd have it made.

I'm not complaining or disappointed with my wife. I'll never get it done in 2 pumps again but WILL strive to finish sooner. Guess it was never in the cards anyway for me to be a porn stud!
Became DaveKell 2.0 on July 18th with Dr. Allen Morey in Dallas, TX. AMS 700 CX implant. 18cm with 5.5 RTE's.

robertm
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby robertm » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:29 pm

What do you call the opposite of premature ejaculation?
60 yrs old. Gradually worsening ED for 10 years. Pills and trimix not working well anymore. Will need an implant in the near future.

David_R
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby David_R » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:43 pm

Thanks for sharing your experiences, Dave. I hope you and Little Buddy have a good time from now on! ;)

ThePlumber1964
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby ThePlumber1964 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:11 pm

robertm wrote:What do you call the opposite of premature ejaculation?

Anorgasmia.
54 years old, happily married for 30 years to a beautiful & outstanding lady. Onset ED at 49. Finally fixed on 11/08/2017 by the master Dr. Eid with a Titan XL 26, no RTEs! Previously had 3 AMS implants (LGX & CX), all botched.

nudist
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby nudist » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:51 pm

robertm wrote:What do you call the opposite of premature ejaculation?


mature ejaculation
updated: 70 y.o., implanted with titan nov. 3 by Dr. Brady in orlando to correct peyronies. 20 cm with 3 cm RTEs. due to the severity of the peyronies, some internal excisions were made scrotally, recovery will probably take a little longer.

radioradio
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby radioradio » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:03 pm

nudist wrote:
robertm wrote:What do you call the opposite of premature ejaculation?


mature ejaculation
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Born '52. Married '79. RALP 3/1/17. ED 50+% prior to surgery even w/ meds. VED, Injections, ineffective. Considering implant even before PCa diagnosis. Dr. Kramer 8/2/17. LGX 21cm+0.5 RTE. Kramer replaced/repositioned pump 12/13/17. Willing to Show/Tell.

medhatg
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby medhatg » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:10 pm

DaveKell wrote:I've mentioned in other threads how prior to my implant I was a lifelong two pump chump. Nothing I tried ever remedied it. I'll never forget walking up to the counter of a pharmacy where the prettiest blonde in my high school worked as a tech. She heard me ask the pharmacist for an over the counter remedy of a cream called Detain. She asked what it was for. The pharmacist only said "I'll bet he'd like to show you". This was of course another time when sexual harassment was routinely accepted behavior in society! I couldn't wait to try it. At best, it only delayed me to a 4 pump chump.

My wife of 38 years was a virgin when I met her. I remember our first time together. I began to cum as soon as I slid in her 18 year old pussy at the apex of incredibly awesome long legs and the most beautiful thighs on planet earth. Strangely, she never complained but fell hopelessly in love with me. Other women had passed routinely on a second round with me before that.

Since my implant the 2 pump chump syndrome is a thing of the past. On our first outing with the implant she asked "are you ever going to cum? By the way, I'm not complaining!". Last night she complained that I was wearing her out. I explained how she never knew about my lackluster capability before because it was ALL she ever knew. I told her women like a guy who lasts much longer than I used to. She asked how I knew that and I told her about the many stories available on vice.com that explain it. She said "some women might but I was happy with how you used to be. I can't believe there are women who want it to go on this long". I guess from now on I'm going to have to thrust vigorously from the git go to get it completed sooner. My wife clearly liked it when I finished in record time before. I wish she'd talk to another woman like the one who doubled my workload early in our marriage. A girlfriend told her she should always get to cum if I got to. From then on I began oral on her first to take care of that for her. I began to miss all the times she gladly let me get off right away when I was horny as hell with no complaints about her being left high and dry since she didn't even know that's what was going on for her! If that same loudmouth would just tell her to enjoy being pumped for 15 or 20 minutes I'd have it made.

I'm not complaining or disappointed with my wife. I'll never get it done in 2 pumps again but WILL strive to finish sooner. Guess it was never in the cards anyway for me to be a porn stud!


It seems that you're suffering from delayed ejaculation. I'm no doctor, but here is some advice based on my personal experience:
- Check your hormones, specifically: e2 (need to be very low), prolactin(low) and testosterone (average, too high means too high DHT which could cause anxiety).
- If you've some you tummy fat, please try to lose it as it aromatizes testosterone to e2.
- Check you thyroid function.
- If all the above is ok, the use some herbs such as "Black Maca" and "Amazon Jungle Tea".
- One last thing, don't watch porn, but talk dirty :P

Good luck Dave
Matt

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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby Larry10625 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:53 am

robertm wrote:What do you call the opposite of premature ejaculation?



Exhaustion... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Larry

DaveKell
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby DaveKell » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:15 am

DaveKell wrote:I've mentioned in other threads how prior to my implant I was a lifelong two pump chump. Nothing I tried ever remedied it. I'll never forget walking up to the counter of a pharmacy where the prettiest blonde in my high school worked as a tech. She heard me ask the pharmacist for an over the counter remedy of a cream called Detain. She asked what it was for. The pharmacist only said "I'll bet he'd like to show you". This was of course another time when sexual harassment was routinely accepted behavior in society! I couldn't wait to try it. At best, it only delayed me to a 4 pump chump.

My wife of 38 years was a virgin when I met her. I remember our first time together. I began to cum as soon as I slid in her 18 year old pussy at the apex of incredibly awesome long legs and the most beautiful thighs on planet earth. Strangely, she never complained but fell hopelessly in love with me. Other women had passed routinely on a second round with me before that.

Since my implant the 2 pump chump syndrome is a thing of the past. On our first outing with the implant she asked "are you ever going to cum? By the way, I'm not complaining!". Last night she complained that I was wearing her out. I explained how she never knew about my lackluster capability before because it was ALL she ever knew. I told her women like a guy who lasts much longer than I used to. She asked how I knew that and I told her about the many stories available on vice.com that explain it. She said "some women might but I was happy with how you used to be. I can't believe there are women who want it to go on this long". I guess from now on I'm going to have to thrust vigorously from the git go to get it completed sooner. My wife clearly liked it when I finished in record time before. I wish she'd talk to another woman like the one who doubled my workload early in our marriage. A girlfriend told her she should always get to cum if I got to. From then on I began oral on her first to take care of that for her. I began to miss all the times she gladly let me get off right away when I was horny as hell with no complaints about her being left high and dry since she didn't even know that's what was going on for her! If that same loudmouth would just tell her to enjoy being pumped for 15 or 20 minutes I'd have it made.

I'm not complaining or disappointed with my wife. I'll never get it done in 2 pumps again but WILL strive to finish sooner. Guess it was never in the cards anyway for me to be a porn stud!


Last night I inflated to about 75% instead of the max hardness I liked with the implant. My wife took a soaking hot bath before coming to bed. I thoroughly enjoyed eating her first. THIS TIME, I got off in about 20 seconds. She was extremely satisfied. This morning over coffee I brought up again that most women like it to go on at least 20 minutes. She said she wasn't one of them, that she never had any complaints about me being a two pump chump. I said it was because that's all she had ever experienced since I got her virginity. She said last night was perfect, a little longer than the old days but not the half hour sessions after my implant that sent her to a gynecologist for extreme soreness. He prescribed her an estrogen cream with a long applicator for internal use. She said for me not to be concerned, the estrogen treatment might help get her to being able to tolerate longer sessions but that she was certain she'd be extremely happy if I kept it to what it was last night. Not the answer I was looking for but after 20 years of surgically forced impotence I'll take it. It occurs to me right now I'm in a very fulfilled happy mood that was lacking for years and so is my wife. ED is a scourge to a man's soul and I'm glad mine is forever in the past. God bless the scientists who thought up the implant. I rank mine right up there with the only other non biological implants in my body, my Hollywood white, perfect row of capped front teeth!
Became DaveKell 2.0 on July 18th with Dr. Allen Morey in Dallas, TX. AMS 700 CX implant. 18cm with 5.5 RTE's.

Vagabond127
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Re: Recovered Two Pump Chump...

Postby Vagabond127 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:14 pm

Wow! I have this condition but never thought to bring it up on FrankTalk. I see Dr. Eid in a few months. I'll bring it up to him.

Frank
Implanted with Titan 1/15/19 with Dr. Eid.
6-length 4.5-girth.


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