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Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:31 pm
by Deep Threat
Looked for an excuse for having the hardness from the pump but can't find one. I don't want to tell my girlfriend. would anyone know what a good thing would be to say?

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:58 pm
by williamb
Yes. I would say I had some health issues and I was left with ED. I was ot ready for a sex-less life so I chose to get an implant. It is much better than the alternatives for me. And for you it means that I can outlast you as lng as my physical stamina olds out, so I see this as a win-win. Thats what I would say.

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:58 am
by spotya
That worked for me, now she calls it her powerball. She want a remote for it!!!

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:06 pm
by Deep Threat
At this time I don't feel comfortable telling the truth. Is there some illness, besides ED that could be justified? Any help would be much appreciated.

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:37 pm
by JDavid
The truth is often uncomfortable but it is still the truth and will set you free.

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:48 pm
by chiali09
Say you had an over erotic penis and it would never go down so you had to get your pump to get it down, not up. Say if you didn't have an implant you would be hard 24-7 at the touch and it started to hurt. Then say your natural erection was too hard anyway. This gives it more of a natural feel. You were tired of living life as a circus freak. Sometimes too much of a good thing is anything but.

Watch what happens next. You're welcome

Re: Excuse for having the Pump

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:38 pm
by hard drive
Tell her the truth, or tell her nothing.

There's nothing wrong with saying you don't feel comfortable talking about it right now. Let her know you'll talk about it when you're ready, and it's nothing to be concerned about.