Some stories with a moral
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:36 pm
Received this in an email from a lady friend:
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed..
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job.”
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed..
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job.”
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.