Shower warning

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dg_moore
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Shower warning

Postby dg_moore » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:12 pm

Don't wash your hair in the shower
(It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful)

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT ..... A WARNING TO US ALL!!!
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap instead.
Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Dave, 74, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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Re: Shower warning

Postby David_R » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:07 pm

:lol:
(I thought you were going to give a warning about sex in the shower. But your story is hilarious anyway! :lol:
Baltimore area. Age 68. Prostatectomy 2000, CX in 2002. After 12 yrs. got LGX 2014. My urologist is Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. (After regular inflating I regained my original length and girth.)

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Re: Shower warning

Postby Larry10625 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:23 pm

dg_moore wrote:Don't wash your hair in the shower
(It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful)

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT ..... A WARNING TO US ALL!!!
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap instead.
Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."



OMG, totally hilarious... :lol:

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Re: Shower warning

Postby Donnie2016 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:37 pm

When we were younger, we had sex in the shower a lot. Now we think about how we had sex in the shower when we were younger!
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Re: Shower warning

Postby Anonymous3 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:38 pm

I remember sex in the shower, now she takes baths. Something about me hogging all the water

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Re: Shower warning

Postby DonDon » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:35 am

Done deal, I am off to Sam's for a case of Dawn. Very creative. We have a shower area with two shower heads. She gets her temperature and I get mine. We could both use a little Dawn. I am looking forward to sex in the shower again after I get my first activation. Still using Hibiclens per Drs orders, but she gets to cleanse me.
Aug'15: RP NON-nerve-sparing on right. Pills, vac pump, injections: Injections were best with about 50% success rate. Aug'17: AMS CX 18 cm + 2 cm. (Undersized! :x ) Ochsner Hospital, New Orleans, LA.

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Re: Shower warning

Postby Lester33 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:40 pm

Hmmm wonder if we could come up with a "wrinkle reducing" additive for Dawn ?

:lol:
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Re: Shower warning

Postby Anonymous3 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:43 pm

Palmolive the one Madge always stuck somebodys hand


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