Teachers Pet

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biggestdickest
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Teachers Pet

Postby biggestdickest » Sun May 07, 2017 3:10 am

A school teacher was receiving end of year gifts from some of her young students. A little girl who's mother owned a florist brought her a big bunch of beautiful flowers. Another little girl who's mother owned a chocolate shop brought her a pretty box of assorted chocolates. A little boy who's father owned a wine merchants arrived with a big box and it was leaking. The teacher dipped her finger in the drip and tasted it, is it white wine she said, no said the boy, she dipped her finger in again and tasted it, is it champagne she said, no said the little boy, Its a puppy. :roll: :roll: :lol: :x :lol:
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charlesr
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Re: Teachers Pet

Postby charlesr » Thu May 11, 2017 9:24 pm

My wife is a Kindergarten teacher 3 weeks from retirement! She's happy and sad at the same time. I'm looking forward to her end of the year gifts. I can only hope that they turn out better, but they ARE kindergarteners, after all!
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.


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