Trimix joke!

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newtoed
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Trimix joke!

Postby newtoed » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:17 pm

The grandson asks grandpa:
Is that true that when you were young you could hand a 100lbs weight on your erect penis?
Grandpa:
Sure I did. I could still do it, but my knees would give out.


The son is visiting his old man in the hospital and notices that the nurses give each old men a Viagra before bad time. He asks the nurse why.
Nurse:
So they don't roll off the bed at night.
Age 54, Single, Los Angeles. Stage 2 rectal cancer in 2013. Radiation, surgery, chemo. In remission for 5 years. Some ED before cancer, complete since. 2-3 units of Trimix 40/30/2 2-3 times a week since Feb/2017 with great success!

bromeman
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The Wat It Is

Postby bromeman » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:25 am

Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things aren't going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise." His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?" Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."


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